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Post  int20h on Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:45 am

CHAVIT: MANNY, paki acknowledge naman c 1st Gentleman,late dumating,aun kadadaan lang tabi ng ringside.,
PACMAN: i wud like to acknowledge da ARRIVAL OF DA LATE 1st GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY.

Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet anu magandang name?
Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin… “MANKY” ....Harhar.

Pacquiao: honey, buksan mo na yung sweets...
Jinky : lambing mo talaga. mwah !! nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!

C Manny Pacquiao tumakbo sa pagka-Congressman sa GenSan...
Reporter: Manny, anong masasabi mo sa peace and order sa inyong lugar.....GenSan?
Manny: ah, yun ba? uhmm...eh....ang masasabii ku lang diyan ay...
Reporter: ano..?
Manny: ahh, kwan,...maraming Fish sa GenSan pero wala maxado umo-Order..

Freddie and Manny heart to heart talk
Manny: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan?
Freddie: Meron... Manhid ka lang!


Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!
- Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal.. =)
* * * * *
-Sa Las Vegas-
Waiter: May i take ur order, madam?
Aling Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!


'you iS! '
' you is! '
' you is! '
-sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pgdating sa Amerika. Andito na sa ' you is! '


Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky,
di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.
Manny: oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.
Dionisia: Hndi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh..
Manny: Talaga nay? Anu?
Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny-jinky)
Bwahahahaha
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